The Freak got his fifteen minutes. And we got to talk about JonBenet Ramsey for a couple of days, and drench ourselves in the dirty rain. He didn’t do it. But no one really cares about that. Ironically enough, The Freak will never go back to his little Asian love shack. Instead, he’ll get the anonymous and justified hell of being jailed as a child pornographer in Sonoma County, California.

Have a glass of wine, Freak. And give yourself a toast. Because with all your posturing and preening, all your weird boy antics, you revealed something far, far worse about us and our unquenchable thirst for that dirty, dirty, rain.