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Impeach him. Please?

Karl Rove has the stink on him. And no matter how many elections he’s won for Bubba and the Crawford Ranch Boys, getting stuck with pants around the ankles over the blown identity of a CIA agent wipes the slate clean.

Thanks, Tubby. See ya.

Rove, of course, may have other ideas. The Grand Lizard of the Republican Party, Rove knows about all the bodies and secret hallways; a phone call and, surely, the ghost of the Gipper will rise and smite Bubba’s precocious dreams of a legacy. You can see the undertow as the drama plays out on Scotty McClellan’s limp body: the Boys are tired of hiding their dirty little friend. He got them their House back, aye, but he is just not the kind of guy you like hanging around, he says mean and stupid things out loud and embarrasses the wives.

You can’t have a nice dinner with the Tubby Lizard. And now his own creation, his own pet, will turn around and eat him – the cycle of political life, the cycle of life at the Ranch, and, indeed, the appropriate payback for the Tubby Lizard.